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Smurf is the politically correct word used to describe a despondent Communist. It was first started in Russia around 1930's. It was used to describe all those who either did not like or openly revolted against communism. (ed: this seems a bit far fetched but I'm sure someone will contradict it if it's wrong. Oddly enough however, SMURF is also an acronym for 'Socialist Men Under Red Father')
DC, Blues, Smurfs, Covvies, Blueberries, Midgard
Daggerfall Covenant. Sometimes mistaken for Disconnect, or the universe of superheroes. They also are sometimes (very rarely) called Midgard, because in Dark Age of Camelot, Midgard was the "blue" faction.
From the joke "what do you call a Black Smurf?"
This is a code similar to the Bear Code a way of identifying people (c) Copyright 1990, by The SmurfGANG, Inc. A word about the code: The smurfcode was developed painstakingly by *very*small*, *blue*, *cute*little*creatures* called Smurfs, organized into a maternal botherhood called the Smurf Gang. Smurfs are *loveable*, *cuddly* beings who *love* to be *squeezed* ever-so-gently. They especially like *blueberry*ice*cream*. They occasionally ring *cute*little*bells*. And they just want to be *your*friends*. Certain smurfs are particularly good at defending Canada against invaders, marketing Smurf products, presiding over vice, acting very innocent or pompous, describing the historical value of Smurfs, howling at the moon, speaking in Smurf Lingo (Smurf's up!), etc. Since Smurfs and their *friends* have so many varied qualities, we have devised a *really*neat* method for uniquely identifying them. Furthermore, since Smurfs and Bears now intermingle frequently, the Smurfcode is deliberately orthogonal to Bearcode version 1.7. Characteristic letters from both systems may be intermingled to form a Smurfurr code or a Bluebear code. The most obvious characteristic of a Smurf is its giggle, so we logically begin there. Using a capital "S" to denote "SMURF", we have added a sub-class characterizing silliness, which combines a smurf's tee-hee, chortle, guffaw, and overall humor qualities, unambiguously numbered 0 to 9 as follows: 0 - (Little/no humor, or incredibly sparse) We're talking Mona Lisa here. One would never mistake such a meager smile for a smirk. Postings from these Smurfs are invariably serious, though they take undisplayed joy in humorous postings by others. 1 - (VERY slight smirk) This is the kind of smirk people display when they want to signal to other Smurf's that they MIGHT be a Smurf. No raised eyebrows appear. No erect tongue-in-cheek. Usage indicates probable closet smurf. 2 - (Smirk) This unmistakable characteristic indicates an unabashed delight in the silliness of others, but may indicate non-participation. These Smurfs never post original, humorous articles on their own, but they may, rarely, followup with a smart-remark. 3 - (Tee-hee) A giggle in all respects, but very quiet. 4 - (Laugh) Occasionally makes light fun of self or others, particularly friendly others. Enjoys a good joke. 5 - (Chortle) Makes light fun of self or others. 6 - (Chortle Plus) Makes light fun of self, world, or others. Has been known to laugh at PSAT, SAT, GRE, GMAT test or final exam questions, during the examination period. 7 - (Guffaw or Meep) Can make fun of most things, including obnoxious people or situations. 8 - (Snort) Loves to make fun of anything. This can border on bad-taste, but appreciators abound. 9 - (Snort with Acrobatics) Intrusively humorous in finding fun. Wildly ridiculous, often ignored or disliked. Zany. Wacky. Using this scheme, one can narrow a creature down to a subclass, though occasional intractables fall between two classes. The end result is left to the creature classifying. One may use a hybrid designation for those who vary across time (example: S0/9). The number closest to "S" indicates the most probable state. Negative numbers indicate complainers, largely negative numbers designate frequent whiners or complainers. Combinations of negative and positive numbers can appear. For specific examples please visit: http://www.cs.cmu.edu/afs/cs.cmu.edu/user/scotts/bulgarians/smurf-code.html
They the darkest of all Smurfs.
Question asked by big kids to smaller kids. The wrong response (any) would elicit a punch, although the younger kid could be let off by shouting "Smurf!".
Aa code to identify the different types of Twinkie. (ed: This list copied from 'http://www.cs.cmu.edu/afs/cs.cmu.edu/user/scotts/bulgarians/twink-code.txt' July 2005 - Note: date of creation unknown, Note: formatting not 100% perfect) TwinkCode v1.10alpha This is *not* the new and approved twink code (at least, not yet, but I'm hoping). It applies some major changes/additions to v1.00. These changes will be identified by a new material triangle ____ \\// New material \/ *** new material here /\ //\\ end new material changed material will also be marked, with smaller triangles __ \/ changed I hope this makes review and comment easier. TwinkCode v1.10 ____ \\// New material \/ Some people out here aren't satisfied with BearCode or SmurfCode. It doesn't speak to us. We're twinks, and damn proud of it. While bears live for hair and smurfs for humor, a twink lives for style. As such, style factors are the major way of recognizing a twink. Unlike bears and smurfs, a twink's style can't be rated by degree--to be a twink, one must have a good sense of style. The ideal twink knows what he can't wear, and how to wear what he can. The clothes make the twink. Clothing is not exclusively the determining factor in a twink, though. The twink's crowning glory is his hair. Long or short, straight or wavy, it must be perfect. Hell is a lifetime of bad hair. The main Twink identifier is a 4 part code comprised of: T - Type of twink C - Color of Hair L - Length of Hair(and whether it's (s)traight, (w)avy, or (c)urly) T - Type of twink 1 - BeachTwink: The beach twink is often a sun- bleached blonde, well tanned, and well defined. Sub-genres of beach twink are the VBall Twink and SurferTwink. 2 - NuevoWest Twink: The old west was never quite like this. Colorful, sharp, and not nearly weathered enough, if cowboys were fashion slaves,they'd look like this. 3 - Street Twink: Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch have nothing on this twink. Urban fashion, be it rap or grunge, is raised to an art form by this delicious one. 4 - The All-American Twink: Remember that quarterback you could never have in high school? This *is* him. Athletic, active, it's amazing how his hair stays in place. 5 - EuroTwink: Think of Armani suits. Think of Italian convertibles. The finest European designers would love to have him on the runway. 6 - The Twink Next Door: The boy next door never looked this good (well, mine never did). A suburban sensibility becomes a showcase for a gorgeous young guy. 7 - RadicalTwink: This twink marches to the beat of a different drummer. Possessing a style, while not necessarily unique, but definitely uncommon, this twink will go out on a limb to grab your attention. 8 - GymTwink: The GymTwink may attempt any of the above styles (and pull them off successfully) but it's always that drop-dead-gorgeous bod that's overshadowing everything else. Even in sack cloth (we're talking *really* radical 7 here) he'd look incredible. GymTwinks should include what style they're attempting in their code (i.e. T8(5)) /\ //\\ end new material *** comments: Perhaps 3 should be broken into grunge and rap Twinks come in all hair colors, natural and unnatural. C - Color of Hair 0 - black (raven) 1 - dark brown 2 - brown 3 - light brown 4 - auburn 5 - dark red 6 - bright red 7 - strawberry blonde 8 - Blonde. Most of the hair on his body is blonde. 9 - Totally Blonde. Every strand of hair on his body(by definition must be natural). X - Other (purple, blue, etc...) If hair color is assisted, it should list the original color in parentheses i.e. CX(7)). ____ \\// New material \/ Hair length is important too. Some of us like long hair, some of us like short hair, some of us like any hair at all as long as it looks good. L - Length of Hair 0 - Shaved/bald 1 - verrrrry short, buzzed 2 - short enough for a banker, suitable for business 3 - medium length, barely over collar 4 - shoulder length 5 - part-way down the back 6 - *really* long, like down to his butt The last modifier is waviness of hair, and is designated by letter. (s)traight (w)avy (c)urly Therefore, I am (using this code system) a: T7C2L2s /\ //\\ end new material *** comment: I don't think this is too complicated for twinks. If there's anything a twink can concentrate on, it's style.end comments Having covered the major points of description, it's time to get down to the sordid details. How sordid? You be the judge h - the 'hairlessness' factor (opposite of NBCS "f") refers to body hair. h++ SMOOTH body - virtually no hair h+ little hair h some hair (none) average body hair h- above average body hair h-- veritable furball (almost a bear) (h) can be further refined to cover specific body areas: hc - chest hb - butt hl - legs hs - shins (part of leg below knee) __ \/ changed These can be used specifically, or to identify an area which differs from the rest of the body. Therefore, if you're smooth, except for your legs, you could list h++(hl-). If your hairlesness is a result of shaving or depilatories, you should list the original state in parentheses, i.e. h(--)++. *** comments: only minor changes here - end comments ____ \\// New material \/ d - Dizzy factor. How much of an airhead is he? d++ Head in the clouds (or at least somebody's shorts) d+ present mentally only on special occasions d not totally dizzy, but noticeably so (none) sometimes dizzy, about average d- rarely dizzy d-- never dizzy, even shows common sense sometimes /\ //\\ end new material a - attitude a++ attitude from hell; has enough for 20 a+ above average a has attitude and knows how to use it (none) attitude at times a- mostly unpretentious a-- no attitude, what you see is what you get. w - the WHINE factor w++ Will scream "I'm BOOOORRRRRRED" while you're still home and just getting dressed w+ Will state "I'm boooorrrrrred" immediately upon arrival at destination w Will whine, even when not needed (none) Lets his displeasure be known when appropriate w- Usually silent, but a peep may be heard every now and then w-- Strong, silent type c - color of crust (tan) c++ dark brown c+ a nice golden brown c the twink has a tan (none) doesn't get out much c- fair skin c-- looks like a ghost *** comments: a, w, and c all taken as read - end comments. __ \/ changed y - youthful appearance y++ looks like teen spirit y+ still gets carded most every time he buys liquor y twentysomething (none) looks like he has been out of college for a while y- looks like somebody's dad y-- looks like somebody's grandfather *** comments: minor changes per yesterday's discussion with Matt = end comments e - endowment (for the size queens amongst us) e++ 8"+ e+ 6.5" - 8" e 5.5" - 6.5" (none) neutral e- do you really want to let people know? e-- you may not have much but you have guts g - gonads (balls) g++ huge and bursting with cream g+ large and cream filled g above average (none) has two g- do you really want to let people know? g-- you may not have much but you have guts *** comments: I don't see the point of g, and recommend it's removal. If you care one way or another, post your comments *and*why* to the net for discussion - end comments. f - flavor of cream f++ very sweet, almost sickly, could be interchanged with filling of actual Hostess Twinkie (tm) f+ sweet f pleasant (none) unremarkable f- slightly bitter f-- grapefruits taste better *** comments: Taken as read. Personally, tho, I like grapefruit. If you'd like to learn to appreciate bitter, try Campari. Besides, if pineapple can sweeten the taste of your skin, it should be able to improve the taste of your jizz. Do we want to keep this one? - end comments. __ \/ changed t - twink hawk t++ searches out twinks when ever possible. t+ really likes twinkies t would like to meet a twinkie (none) not a twink hawk t- doesn't care for twinkies t-- is offended by them (why are you even here?) t++, t+, and t people should list the style types they're attracted to, i.e. t++(4,5,6,7) *** comments: minor addition per discussion with Matt - end comments. k - "the KINKY factor"... for those who dare. k++ Will try anything once, usually twice... k+ pretty adventurous, but moderated k will consider trying new things (none) kinky neutral k- has definite ABSOLUTE dislikes k-- totally vanilla s - "SEX (ok, SLUT) factor s++ strictly polygamous, prefers very open relationships ONLY. s+ will form relationships which are generally open-ended s neutral wrt to relationships/monogamy. (none) relationship neutral s- relationship oriented. Prefers a formal sort of relationship over playing around, however the scope of the word relationship is not defined here. s-- strictly monogamous/relationship oriented. No outside affairs, or in some cases, sex ONLY in relationships *** comments: k and s taken directly from NBCS, minor wording changes - end comments. ____ \\// New material \/ m - the Muscle factor, divided into definition and mass m1 - muscle definition. m1++ chiseled from marble m1+ chiseled from oak m1 chiseled from basswood (but still chiseled) (none) neutral m1- chiseled from marshmallow m2 - muscle mass m2++ serious meat on them bones m2+ more muscular than the average joe m2 small muscles, but they're definitely there (none) neutral m2- well, if you *really* look hard... m2-- wishful thinking will only get you so far /\ //\\ end new material *** comments: Changes per discussion with Matt. - end comments __ \/ changed q - "the Q factor" (defined) q++ more effeminate than Donna Reed, Florence Henderson, and RuPaul combined q+ swishes so much they sway q is a queen (none) invisible q- "straight-acting" q-- probably should BE straight ***comments: mostly taken as read, added the none - end comments. ADDITIONAL PUNCTUATION The following aren't graded, they are just flags attached to the overall classification: v for variable, said trait is not very rigid, may change with time or with individual interaction ? for traits where there is no HARD information available and the value is completely guessed : for traits which are observed but uncertain, e.g. a twink who is wearing a lot of clothes, so you can't be SURE he's an h+, but his forearms REALLY suggest that he is, hence h+ ! for cases where the trait is as close to a prototype as possible, or an exemplary case of a specific trait... e.g. the ultimate h++! () for indicating "cross-overs" or ranges. A twink who goes from k to k++ depending on the situation (i.e. mostly "k") could use k(++) You can make the punctuation as detailed as desired, although the best ones to read are the ones which are the most clear and simple to understand. v1.00 draft by... Kirk Johanning [email protected] v1.10 updated by... Andy Trembley [email protected] — As always, I'm... Andy Trembley [email protected] S7 b g l- y(-) z n+ o+(+) x a++-- u-(++) j++ B3 t++ w- g k+ s- r- p ------------------------ From the Archives of Rev. Ted ----------------------- "I'm a man. I like looking at men. Does that make me a sexist?"
Sweet Smurf is slang for a cigar dipped in embalming fluid.
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