What is the meaning of MUM. Phrases containing MUM
See meanings and uses of MUM!Slangs & AI meanings
General insult using the persons mother as the weapon of attack - generally regard as humour in most circles: For example "Your trainers are shit" "Yeah? Well so is your mum!" "The reasons your mum's so fat is because I give her a biscuit every time I fuck her!!" There are many, many, many more - if someone would like to send them in I'll load in the best.
My big mum Has a very big bum And a very big bum has she. She sits in the dark In the middle of the park Scratching her bum like me.
General "fuck off" kind of answer to most questions eg What was th e homework? - Yer mum. Or, What did you do last night? - Yer mum. You get the picture.
  Begger or scrounger
the practice of visiting houses disguised as a mummer at Christmas
An attractive older woman or an attractive mother; "Have you ever been to her house? Her mom's a total yummy mummy!".
mother or mum
local person in disguise or wearing a custom at Christmas time (going from house to house during the twelve days of Christmas (25 Dec 5 Jan)
n mom. Brits do also use the word in the American sense of “quiet” (as in “keep mum about that”) though maybe not as much in everyday speech as Americans. They’d probably say “schtum” instead.
Legs. Stand on your own mumbleys
Dad and mum is London Cockney rhyming slang for rum.
Queen mum is London Cockney rhyming slang for the backside (bum).
This schoolyard 'joke' comes with 'actions': My mummy's Chinese... (fore fingers used to draw corners of eyes upwards into 'chinky eyes) My daddy's Japanese... (the same but this time drawn downwards) And look how i ended up? (one eye drawn upwards and the other drawn downwards) Goes back to the Contributors Junior if not infant school in London. Incidentally. He is now a primary school teacher in China (he can prove this but would need a scanner and can't really be arsed) and he's found that Chinese kids make fun of the Japanese for having slanty eyes.
Mad. He's a bit mum and dad.
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p. pr. & vb. n.
of Mump
pl.
of Mummery
v. t.
To work over with the mouth; to mumble; as, to mump food.
n.
The act of making a mummy.
v. t.
To embalm; to mummify.
n.
Dried flesh of a mummy.
n.
A brown color obtained from bitumen. See Mummy brown (below).
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n.
One who mumms, or makes diversion in disguise; a masker; a buffon.
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of Mummify
n.
See Mummichog.
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of Mummy
v. t.
To embalm and dry as a mummy; to make into, or like, a mummy.
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Having some resemblance to a mummy; -- in zoology, said of the pupae of certain insects.
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Converted into a mummy or a mummylike substance; having the appearance of a mummy; withered.
v. i.
To move the lips with the mouth closed; to mumble, as in sulkiness.
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