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Mistress.
as the actress said to the bishop
Phrs. A jocular catch phrase that draws attention to an otherwise innocent statement by imbuing sexual innuendo. Other variations include "as the mistress said to the gardener".
Term denoting a particularly egregious form of wanker, At school during the summer they would leave the fire exit door at the end of the dining hall open for ventilation. Through it you could see the fire escape for one of the boarding houses. This house (North 'A') was traditionally known for its sexual deviancy (eg amongst its members it was prized to be invited to join the Ginger Pubes Club). One summer evening during the second sitting of dinner a commotion was caused as large numbers of diners were congregating by the door in awful fascination at the sight on the North 'A' fire escape. PD (who's name I finally removed - also used interchangeably with the more generic "Mattress Man"), having eaten in the first sitting had retired to the fire escape for a quick one off the wrist. In the throes of passion he chanced upon a discarded mattress leaning against the wall in the fire escape and vented his passions upon it fairly vigorously. Apart from half the school witnessing this so did most of the teachers who had to come over to see what was causing the commotion in the dining hall. Subsequently even they called him Mattress Man. Needless to say he left the school soon after. This was at The Leys in Cambridge.
Not That It Matters
Waitress who jumps from job-to-job
Waitress
 A woman, often a villain's mistress
Not That It Matters Much
A school-mistress, teacher.
Waitress who jumps from job-to-job
Noun. A homosexual male. Derog.
Noun. A woman who sexually prefers soldiers. See 'squaddie'. [Military use]
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Waitress who jumps from job-to-job
covered bedroll, made from canvas and a thin mattress
Donkey's breakfast is slang for a straw mattress.
Waitress
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v. i.
To wait upon a mistress; to be courting.
n.
A kept mistress. See Mistress, 4.
n.
A sovereign mistress.
n.
Mistress.
a.
Having no mast; as, a mastless vessel.
n.
See Matross.
a.
Bearing no mast; as, a mastless oak or beech.
n. pl.
A collection of miscellaneous matters; matters of various kinds.
n.
See Matress.
p. pr. & vb. n.
of Buttress
n.
An under bed or mattress of straw.
a.
Not being, or having, matter; as, matterless spirits.
n.
A lady; mistress.
n.
Mistress.
n.
A mass of interwoven brush, poles, etc., to protect a bank from being worn away by currents or waves.
n.
A female waiter or attendant; a waiting maid or waiting woman.
imp. & p. p.
of Buttress
n.
A quilted bed; a bed stuffed with hair, moss, or other suitable material, and quilted or otherwise fastened.
n.
A flying buttress.
v. t.
To support with a buttress; to prop; to brace firmly.
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