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Instant custard is British slang for premature or very quick ejaculation.
Telly (Television)
Knob custard is British slang for semen.
Vrb phrs. To excite, to interest. E.g."I don't know what floats your boat, but I find naked nuns wrestling in a pool of custard very exciting."
Used as an alternative to jizz, spunk, cock custard etc etc. Simple, yet descriptive word. (ed: sounds like another attempt to subvert us into insulting someone if you ask me!)
Custard pie
Telly (TV). As usual, nothing on the custard tonight.
Clitoris. Used as "I would sure like a piece of her custard pie, I would like to chew on a piece of her custard pie. So named because of the way the lips come together, not to mention the creamy filling that is issued therfore, you probably want to clean this one up. (ed: no I don't)
Semen, "wank", "cum"
n sort of yellowy-looking dessert sauce made from egg yolks and milk. It does sound a little disgusting, but youÂ’ll have to believe me that itÂ’s not. Brits pour it on top of things like apple crumble and sponge cakes.
Park a custard is slang for to vomit.
n a suet pudding with raisins in it, often served on festive occasions and with custard. And yes, the Brits do use “dick” to mean the same thing Americans do.
Custard cream is London Cockney rhyming slang for dream.
Noun. Semen.
Custard pie
ecstasy
Foodstuffs (usu. a form of sponge pudding in custard) which have been mixed together and pulped to resemble baby food.
Custard and jelly is London Cockney rhyming slang for telly (television).
(ed: entered verbatim - can't improve on this) Browsing through your dictionary I saw "Stig" which reminded me of the word "Steg" which is probably a Merseyside variant. Could be elongated to Stegasaurus for comedic and strengthened effect, drawing more attention to the old-fashioned and un-with-it nature of the individual in question. Other words that were common currency in our north wirral school were Begsy (same as "Meff") , and "Biscuit". Biscuit referred not to the apocryphal public school boy jape, but to those pupils in the remedial class. Sometimes shortened to "Bikkies", they were so-called as one girl once remarked that they collectively smelt like the inside of a biscuit tin. I think it was custard creams actually.
Custard is British slang for semen.
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A custard.
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Its delicious fruit, which is succulent, dark purple, and similar to the custard apple of the West Indies.
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A mixture of milk and eggs, sweetened, and baked or boiled.
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A kind of custard apple (Anona squamosa). See under Custard.
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A sort of flat custard or pie.
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An apple roasted till black, to be served in a dish of boiled custard.
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Water, cream, custard, etc., sweetened, flavored, and artificially frozen.
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The large succulent and slightly acid fruit of a small tree (Anona muricata) of the West Indies; also, the tree itself. It is closely allied to the custard apple.
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Pertaining to the order of plants including the soursop, custard apple, etc.
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A kind of cake filled with custard made of cream, eggs, etc.
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