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bite it

v. To trip or fall down, usually hurting oneself.Â "Did you see Bobby bite it when he was trying to hop that rail?"Â

scopie

In the sixth form, the contributor would frequent a pub called the Cross Keys. For some reason (unspecified)they adopted a law called "keys rules" which meant that if anyone left their seat for any reason a person sat in an inferior or less comfortable position could say "keys rules" and claim the empty pew. This held unless the absentee was a "scopie throner" and sat in a "scope throne". If they did, they could rightly expect their throne to be ready for them upon their return. A "scope throne" is a chair with two arms and a high back or even better, two arms which rise out of the middle of a long bench in a pub for no reason other than to give one lucky divvil out of the seven or so people on the bench full use of armrests. As a postscript he added that the process of using "keys rules" is called "keysing", the present tense is "to keys" and after the deed the victim would be "keysed". The contributor was also proud to say that for that summers England vs Germany match (in Euro 2000), he got to the pub early to occupy "scope throne" and was not "keysed" once despite having the best seat in the house and spending most of the game chatting to his mates girlfriend 'cos he doesn't like football much.